1 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:08,842 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:13,214 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:16,184 [bluesy rock music] 4 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:23,391 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:30,864 Butt-Head, it's my turn to ride the scooter. 6 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:34,535 We don't take turns, Beavis. We're not girls. 7 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:39,707 Oh, yeah, I forgot. Taking turns sucks. 8 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:43,277 Check it out, Beavis. 9 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,279 Those dudes have beers. 10 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,415 Let's go party with them. 11 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:48,882 I don't know, Butt-Head. 12 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,385 I think you have to be, like, an American or something 13 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,853 to go in there. 14 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:56,824 Uh, don't worry, dumbass. We can blend in. 15 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,793 Hold on there, boys. 16 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,995 This here's the Legion Hall, 17 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:05,566 and we're having a special get-together for Flag Day. 18 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,801 Service members only. 19 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:11,539 Uh, we're members. 20 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:14,508 Yeah, yeah, we're from America. 21 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:17,711 Well, I'm glad to hear it, but I'm talking about people 22 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,781 who laid it all on the line for this great country. 23 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:24,285 Were you in the service? - Uh, yeah. 24 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,454 We did, like, service. 25 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:28,522 Thank you, drive through. 26 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:31,525 Would you like the combo for a dollar more? 27 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,794 You boys wore the uniform? 28 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,396 Yeah, we had to wear a uniform. 29 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,665 There was a hat and everything. 30 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,867 It was, like, a long time ago, 31 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,270 but I remember that the training sucked, 32 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,837 and it was always hot, 33 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,473 and you never knew when a bunch of guys 34 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,241 would be all on your ass. 35 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:49,677 Yeah, there was one time when the shake machine-- 36 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,179 Enough said, boys. 37 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:54,448 Save the war stories for your fellow servicemen. 38 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,717 Come on in, and enjoy the company. 39 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,952 - Kickass. - Oh, yeah. 40 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,988 [both chuckling] 41 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,858 Well, I tell you, there's no better way 42 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:08,296 to celebrate Flag Day than with a couple of cold ones. 43 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:09,797 Give me another beer. 44 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,500 Yeah, more of these nuts too. 45 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:15,936 Say, have y'all met Belvis and Bunhowzen here? 46 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:20,841 They served in--I guess it'd be the Desert Storm? 47 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,876 Yeah, like I was saying, there's that one time 48 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,212 the shake machine-- 49 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,879 Did Gilmore tell you the story 50 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:29,250 about how he captured that there flag in Vietnam? 51 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,052 Uh, no. 52 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:35,856 Well, we were hoofing it through that godforsaken jungle 53 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,892 when, all of a sudden, the commies opened fire. 54 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:42,863 Fire, fire, fire! 55 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,798 You're still feeling it, ain't ya? 56 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:48,035 Yeah, he feels it all the time. 57 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:52,072 Yeah, yeah, yeah, boing! 58 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:55,343 I got a buddy who was in Desert Storm. 59 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,645 What battalion were you in? 60 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:00,248 - Uh... - What? 61 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:03,317 I said, what battalion were you in? 62 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,819 What's your battalion number, boys? 63 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,521 Uh... 64 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,557 69. 65 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,325 [both chuckle] 66 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,893 Yeah, that's it. 67 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:15,128 The Fighting 69th. 68 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,931 Oh, you guys are the real deal. 69 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,700 Must have seen a lot of action. 70 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:23,904 Yeah, we like action. 71 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,773 Well, when you're in the 69, 72 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:28,709 you're gonna get plenty of action when it's going down. 73 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,778 [both laughing] 74 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,913 Oh, boy, yeah. 75 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,516 They could lick anybody. 76 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:40,921 I heard in Iraq, the 69 saw action 77 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,056 from both sides at once. 78 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,858 Yeah, that's why they call it that. 79 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,127 Here, I'll draw you a picture. 80 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,796 Butt-Head explained it to me once. 81 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,299 See, the bottom of the six is the butt. 82 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:54,868 And then the nine is, like, the nads or something. 83 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,103 I don't know. 84 00:03:57,505 --> 00:04:00,508 [both chuckling] 85 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,977 You can fool those old men in there, 86 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,579 but you can't fool me. 87 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,948 You were never in the 69th. 88 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,950 You guys are lying. 89 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,386 Uh, okay. 90 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,355 And I know why. 91 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,089 You're CIA. 92 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,025 Uh, what's that? 93 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,494 The C who? 94 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,330 I get it. 95 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,698 You're still keeping your cover, even now. 96 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,467 Cool, come on, drinks on me. 97 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:29,102 If anybody's earned it, it's you two. 98 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,039 Whoa, serving rocks. 99 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:35,242 [both chuckling] 100 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,878 So what'd you guys do, covert ops, 101 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,647 military intelligence? 102 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,049 Uh, probably intelligence. 103 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:44,785 It's, like, one of our specialties. 104 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,887 Yeah, there was this one time when the shake machine-- 105 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,389 Belvis, Bunhowzen, 106 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,124 I think I speak for everyone when I say, 107 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,594 it'd be a real honor to have you be part 108 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,529 of our Flag Day ceremony 109 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:59,767 and raise Old Glory up on the pole out there. 110 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:02,636 Raise. [both chuckle] 111 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,705 Pole. 112 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,374 Well, thank you. 113 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:10,210 This beauty dates back to the Spanish-American War. 114 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:14,482 She's a bona fide piece of American history. 115 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,850 We'll wait outside, give y'all some time 116 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,519 to get ready and whatnot. 117 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,622 - Let's do it, boys. - Yes, sir. 118 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,924 History sucks. 119 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,394 [both chuckle] - Yeah, really. 120 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:32,199 Oh, I'm looking forward to watching this video. 121 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:36,269 Fiat presents Ava Max, "Torn." 122 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:39,106 [both chuckling] - Okay. 123 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,409 ♪ Li-li-light away ♪ 124 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,477 ♪ But, but then you give me fireworks ♪ 125 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:46,447 How come they keep showing this car? 126 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:49,650 Well, Beavis, that's because it's the Fiat 500X, 127 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:52,553 the best mid-sized Sedan on the market today. 128 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:53,721 ♪ ♪ 129 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,322 Really? 130 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,658 That's right, Beavis. 131 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,627 I guess it looks pretty cool, you know, 132 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,462 but it seems like a car like that, 133 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,863 like, a four-door, wouldn't have a whole lot 134 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,465 of pickup, you know, at the lights. 135 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:07,901 That's where you're wrong, Beavis, stupid and wrong. 136 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:11,238 The Fiat's 1.3 liter multi-air turbo engine 137 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,606 comes standard and is equipped 138 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:15,543 with fuel saving engine stop-start technology, 139 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:20,448 offering 177 horsepower to dominate the road ahead. 140 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:23,016 Wow, really? That sounds amazing! 141 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:26,954 But it is a little hard to believe, you know? 142 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:32,460 Well, the Fiat 500X will make a believer out of you, dumbass. 143 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,962 And you know what's even more shocking, Beavis? 144 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,465 You won't have sticker shock. 145 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,166 I don't know what that is, 146 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,736 so I probably won't have it anyway. 147 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,271 Damn it, Beavis. 148 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,173 Sticker shock means, like, it's super expensive. 149 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:49,076 And the Fiat 500X is very affordable. 150 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,111 ♪ ♪ 151 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,314 But it's probably, like, made in some foreign country, 152 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,517 like over in Europe or something. 153 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,118 Most of the parts are made right here 154 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,653 in the good old USA, 155 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:02,656 providing jobs to people like you and me. 156 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:07,861 What, like you and me? We don't even have jobs. 157 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,631 No, we don't, and we never will. 158 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,867 But if we did, we'd be working on the Fiat 500X, 159 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,504 which "Car and Driver" recently called 160 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,707 "the ultimate thrill ride." 161 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:23,511 Could you see yourself driving this car, Beavis? 162 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:26,313 What does this car have to offer someone like me, 163 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:29,282 who had his license suspended? 164 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,653 Uh, it offers you nothing. 165 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,522 Fiat doesn't want you. 166 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,924 The Fiat is for winners only. 167 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,693 Do you see yourself with a bus pass, 168 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,829 while I bang your mom in the back seat 169 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:46,534 of the Fiat 500X, with its roomy interior. 170 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:49,336 Again, just like your mom. 171 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:53,040 [both chuckling] 172 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,542 Shut up, Butt-Head. 173 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:57,310 Uh, hey, Beavis. 174 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,012 Look outside and check and see 175 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,081 if there's a free Fiat out there. 176 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,950 ♪ ♪ 177 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:06,053 Why would Fiat give you a free car? 178 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,589 Just go look. 179 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:12,726 See if you see a Fiat 500X. 180 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,562 I don't see anything, Butt-Head. 181 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:17,064 Uh, are you sure? 182 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:20,300 Yep, no cars out here at all. 183 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,571 Damn it, never mind. 184 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,438 Fiats suck. 185 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,575 ♪ ♪ 186 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:30,043 It's a tiny crap wagon. 187 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,680 ♪ ♪ 188 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,782 You'd never fit in one anyway, Butt-Head, 189 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,850 'cause you're too fat. 190 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,720 [chuckles] Yeah. 191 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:49,196 Dang it, where are those two boys? 192 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,999 They probably wanted their speech to be just so. 193 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,836 Ah, they're fightin' men, not talking men. 194 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:59,006 Huh, well, that's mighty nice of 'em. 195 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,477 [both chuckle] 196 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,847 Hey, Butt-Head, wasn't there, like, 197 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:10,150 something we were gonna do or something? 198 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,519 Uh, oh, yeah. 199 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,722 I think we were gonna, like, hang a flag 200 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,124 on a pole thing or something. 201 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:20,060 Oh, yeah, yeah, where'd the flag go? 202 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,062 Uh... 203 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,932 it's gotta be around here somewhere. 204 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:29,436 - Oh, there it is. - Oh, yeah, that's it. 205 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,839 Old Glory. 206 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:34,307 ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun ♪ 207 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,746 Oh, here they come. 208 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,683 [rousing bugle playing] 209 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,217 You know, I like this bar, Butt-Head. 210 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,053 People are really nice here, you know? 211 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:50,290 Yeah, they're, like, all American and stuff. 212 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,325 Yep. 213 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,662 - God damn it. - What the hell? 214 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:57,731 - Dear God. - You gotta be kidding me. 215 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,668 Did they just fly the Vietcong flag 216 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,903 over the American Legion Hall? 217 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,405 Can you, like, get us some more beer now? 218 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,675 Yeah, yeah, yeah, considering we just put 219 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,109 your flag up for free. 220 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,444 - Stolen valor! - God dang it! 221 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,313 I'll kick your ass. 222 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,348 This one's for Ho Chi Minh, 223 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:19,086 you son of a bitchin' bastard. 224 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,088 Hey, Butt-Head. 225 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:24,024 Since we're on this flagpole now, 226 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,360 I guess that means, like, we're Americans. 227 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,362 Uh... 228 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,264 I guess we are. 229 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,601 [both chuckling] 230 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:37,470 I guess you had to be in the Army to join that place. 231 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,140 Probably.